With A Little Help from Depends

Did anybody notice the change in the words that Ringo sang the other day? It's sad because even the Beatles are aging.

With a Little Help from Depends.

What would you think if I went in this room,
Would it bother you if I took a wee?
Lend me your mop before the odor gets strong,
And I'll clean up the puddle of pee.
Oh I get by with a little help from Depends
Mmm,I keep dry with a little help from Depends,
Mmm, I'm the guy who gets help from my Depends.

What do I do when my aim goes astray?
(Don’t worry you’ll soon pass the stone)
How do I feel when I suddenly spray
(Does it hurt you and make you groan)
No, I get by with a little help from Depends
Mmm,I keep dry with a little help from Depends,
Mmm, I'm the guy who gets help from my Depends.

You’re not near to the potty?
Wet pants you can’t to get out of.
Lost control of your body?
I want shorts that I can dispose of.

Would you believe that I’ve tried all my might?
Yes But I piddle all the time.
When I’m in bed I won’t turn out the light?
I’ll never make it to the john on time.
Oh I get by with a little help from Depends
Mmm,I keep dry with a little help from Depends,
Mmm, I'm the guy who gets help from my Depends.

You’re not near to the potty?
Wet pants you can’t to get out of.
Lost control of your body?
I want shorts that I can dispose of.

Oh I get by with a little help from Depends
Mmm,I keep dry with a little help from Depends,
Mmm, I'm the guy who gets help from my Depends.
Yes I keep dry with a little help from Depends,
with a little help from Depends