So what's this Jew to do on Christmas Eve?
The stores are closed I had to leave
You suggest the bowling alley
A heavy ball, I shall not carry
I tried to watch the yuletide log
It caused my living room to fog.
I called some friends, but it's a pity
they all went to Atlantic City.
So what shall I do that won't make me skittish
And satisfy one who was raised to be Yiddish
The thing that always cheers up my mood
Take the family for Chinese Food.
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