Hookers and Pot Turn Pope’s Farewell Party into ‘Pope’s Farewell Par-TAY!’ - The Global Edition

Hookers and Pot Turn Pope’s Farewell Party into ‘Pope’s Farewell Par-TAY!’ - The Global Edition

Daniel Day-Lewis To Play Meryl Streep In Next Movie - The Global Edition

Daniel Day-Lewis To Play Meryl Streep In Next Movie - The Global Edition

US Senate Still Debating What ‘Sequester’ Means - The Global Edition

US Senate Still Debating What ‘Sequester’ Means - The Global Edition

Facebook Profile of Girl Named Tiffany Discovered to be Chinese Army - The Global Edition

Facebook Profile of Girl Named Tiffany Discovered to be Chinese Army - The Global Edition

Starbucks Barrista Recovering After Customer Orders Plain Decaf - The Global Edition

Starbucks Barrista Recovering After Customer Orders Plain Decaf - The Global Edition

Michele Bachmann Proposes Negative Minimum Wage - The Global Edition

Michele Bachmann Proposes Negative Minimum Wage - The Global Edition

Republicans Try To Extend Filibuster Rules To Everyday Life - The Global Edition

Republicans Try To Extend Filibuster Rules To Everyday Life - The Global Edition

Facebook To Start Charging Users For Not Posting - The Global Edition

Facebook To Start Charging Users For Not Posting - The Global Edition

Smoking During Pregnancy Helps Mothers See Their Babies Sooner - The Global Edition

Smoking During Pregnancy Helps Mothers See Their Babies Sooner - The Global Edition

Minority Group Upset Because They Were Omitted From The NRA’s Enemies List - The Global Edition

Minority Group Upset Because They Were Omitted From The NRA’s Enemies List - The Global Edition

Stiff Competition For Honorary Obituary Honors At Oscar Delays Movie Star’s Suicide - The Global Edition

Stiff Competition For Honorary Obituary Honors At Oscar Delays Movie Star’s Suicide - The Global Edition

Republicans Agree To Residency For Undocumented Aliens As Long As They Leave And Never Come Back - The Global Edition

Republicans Agree To Residency For Undocumented Aliens As Long As They Leave And Never Come Back - The Global Edition

Israel Offers Help Sending Ahmadinejad Into Space - The Global Edition

Israel Offers Help Sending Ahmadinejad Into Space - The Global Edition

Fox News Blames Beyonce’s Hair Dryer For Blackout - The Global Edition

Fox News Blames Beyonce’s Hair Dryer For Blackout - The Global Edition

American Youth torn between studying Law and Living an Honest Life.

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Local Homosexual thinks Boy Scouts "too Gay."

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