All My Laundry

Kids will or have come home from school. With them they will be bringing a gift for their mothers.. To the tune of "All My Loving."

You are home, son I missed you
You brought your wash with you; 
Remember don’t put the white with the blue.
And while you were away, 
you wore the same socks ev'ry day, 
And now you’ve brought all your laundry home too.

I'll pretend that I'm rinsing 
The socks that you’re missing
These Pants smell like a baby Gnu.
And while you were away,
did you wash even one day
Or expect me to laundry for you?

All your laundry I will do for you.
All your laundry, darling was that blue?

Old Country Road

if John Denver had lived on Long Island:

Almost shopping, Mineola
Jericho Turnpike
Wantagh Parkway -
You can eat there
Start with some Chinese
Moo Goo Gai Pan
It’ll make you sneeze

Old Country Road, take me home
To the mall where I belong
Mineola, shoperama
Take me home, Old Country Road

There are clothes for, my youngest daughter
Polyester, wash them in cold water
Jeans and dresses, painted on her thigh
At the food court we’ll dine
indigestion from french fries

Old Country Road, take me home
To the mall where I belong
Mineola, shoperama
Take me home, Old Country Road

I hear his voice
In the end month he tells me
Honey, you have overdrawn, and we’ve got no money left to pay
And drivin' to the mall I start a callin'
for additional credit cards today, yes today

Old Country Road, take me home
To the mall where I belong
Mineola, shoperama
Take me home, Old Country Road

Old Country Road, take me home
To the mall where I belong
Mineola, shoperama
Take me home, Old Country Road
Take me home, now Old Country Road
Take me home, now Old Country Road