Selfies

To the tune of The Flintstones

Selfies
Take your selfies
It's the twenty first century ego trip
From your couch or toilet
You can shoot yourself, just take your pick.

Send one to the girl on the next street
Make sure that you drop your trousers to your feet

Cause when you take a selfie
It's not a long climb
To a vice crime
When you appear on line!