Wizard of Oz 2011

MGM has just announced its intentions to remake the Wizard of Oz. Sarah Palin as Dorothy looking for her Nome. Christine O'Donnell, since she is not a witch, as the Scarecrow, searching for her Brains. Dick Cheney as the Tin woodsman, searching for his heat, Harry Reid and the Cowardly Lion. with special appearances by Michelle Bachmann as the wicked witch of the west and Rush Limbaugh as the Wizard. This time the Balloon can't get off of the ground.