Sunday, February 5, 2012

Wouldn't Mitt be Loverly

Last Night after the result of the Nevada caucus became official, Mitt Romney decided to sing his victory speech. The name of the song is "Wouldn't Mitt be Loverly?"

All I am is a Billionaire.
Who will repeal Obama care
With all my perfect hair
Aow, wouldn't Mitt be loverly?
Lots of friends working on Wall Street,
Only seen with the true elite.
Another Newt defeat
Aow, wouldn't Mitt be loverly?
Aow, so loverly eliminating social programs like goodwill
We can filibuster 'till the right wing
Takes over on the Hill.
Newt soon will be history,
He will have to concede to me,
I’ll be the Nominee.
Aow, wouldn't Mitt be loverly?
Loverly, loverly, loverly, loverly

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