Sarah Palin- A Musical- Scene 1

Our story begins with Sarah Palin perched in a mansion in Alaska in Spring 2010. The action descends to Montana where Dick, the Former Vice President of the US, is plotting his future, where he suddenly realizes that his best chance is to have somebody sympathetic to him in the White House

(To The Tune of Chim Chiminey)

[Dick:]
Drill Drill for me
Drill Drill for me
Drill Drill for me!
An oil man’s as Wealthy
As Wealthy can be

Drill Drill for me
Drill Drill for me
Drill Drill for you!
Wealth will seep down if
you let me Drill through
I’ll Drill off the Gulf coast
You’ll make money too

Now as the matter of fact
I’ve got riches ample
I want to keep it that way
So no soil sample

Though I spend my time now
Maligning The President
If my strategy works
There’ll be a new resident

Drill Drill for me
Drill Drill for me
Drill Drill for me!
An oil man’s as Wealthy
As Wealthy can be


Drill Drill for me
Drill Drill for me
Drill Drill for you!
A few blackened Ducks from the coast
won’t spoil your view

[Oilmen:]
Drill Drill for me
Drill Drill for me
Drill Drill for me!
An oil man’s as Wealthy
As Wealthy can be


Drill Drill for me
Drill Drill for me
Drill Drill for you!
When we Drill the Gulf dry
We will conquer Peru

[Dick:]
I drill my holes deep and wide
Yes, I do
And if a little leaks out
We’ll blame it on you

For our time is today
And precious money’s a wastin’
for Fish and the Fowl
Are only for tastin’

For at the end of the day
And the end of the night
Where oil is drilled
We’ll accept all the blight
For money is made
And that’s cause for excite

[Sarah:]
Drill Drill for me
Drill Drill for me
Drill Drill for me!
An oil man’s as Wealthy
As Wealthy can be

[Dick:]
Now is no time
for alternative fuels

[Both:]
we can sacrifice some Ducks if you
"Drill Drill for me
Drill for you!"
On the Drill Drill for me
Drill Drill for me
Drill for you

(To be Continued)