Where is the USSR

It appears that both Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann, know things about Russia, that nobody else does. Sarah can see it across the Bering Strait and Michelle thinks it's still the USSR. They've decided to do a duet together. With apologies to Lennon and McCartney:


Michelle:
Looked all through the latest Rand McNally
Couldn’t find this place last night
It was there the last time that I looked to see
Man, I must be losing my sight
Where is the USSR?
You know that place with the Czar, boy
Where is the USSR?

Sarah
Haven’t looked so long, I might have lost my place
Gee it’s good to be in Nome
Leave it till tomorrow to unpack my gun case
Honey, I’m pneumonia prone
My back faces the USSR
You know that place with the Czar, boys
Back to the USSR

Michelle & Sarah
Well the Ukraine girls are so strong and stout
They don’t have my behind
And Moscow girls are all Red throughout
And Georgia’s border is likely Mi, Mi, Mi, Mi, MI, Mi, Mi, Mi, Mined

We fear the USSR
You know that place with the Czar, boy
We fear the USSR

Michelle & Sarah
Well the Ukraine girls are so strong and stout
They don’t have my behind
And Moscow girls are all Red throughout
And Georgia’s border is likely Mi, Mi, Mi, Mi, MI, Mi, Mi, Mi, Mined

Show me round your oil pipelines way down south
Take me out to kill a bear
Let’s hear all good Americans wailing out
Keep your commies over there.
We fear the USSR
You know that place with the Czar, boy
We fear the USSR