Impeachment Hearings to Commence in the House of Representatives.

Impeachment hearings to Commence in the House of Representatives.

The New York Post December 20, 2011

Congress decides to hold hearings regarding the impeachment of President Obama!

As reported last week by Fox News Talk Show Host Sean Hannity, Speaker of the House of Representatives, John Boehner, announced today that he will ask for a special Prosecutor to be appointed to investigate the allegation that President Obama violate Federal Regulation D-64827, by pulling the tag off of a Mattress. Mr. Boehner alleged that the mattress was clearly labeled with the words "do not remove under penalty of law," in big black letters.

When asked why he chose such a minor offense to investigate, Mr. Boehner said, as tears rolled down his face "Its not the magnitude of the crime that’s important here, it’s the example that he setting for our children."

Mr. Hamity refused to name his sources, but it is believed that he found out about the incident from as a result of a “sleepover,” that the President’s children had with the children of the Representatives from Congress. It is believed that Michele Bachmann’s youngest child arrived home in tears because of the incident. Mrs. Bachmann immediately brought the incident to the attention of Speaker Boehner. Mrs. Bachmann said in a statement released to the press, that “this is further proof that he wasn’t born in the USA. All citizens of the United States know that yoi can’t pull a tag off of a mattress.”

Former Vice President Dick Cheney’s daughter, Elizabeth said about the incident that, “this is further proof of the moral decay that this administration has brought upon this country.”

When asked for a comment former Speaker of the House, Tom Delay, said that he has personal knowledge of both former President Bill Clinton and former Hillary Clinton pulling tags off of mattresses. He continues "I’ve even spoken to a reliable source who says that he knows first hand that while alone in the White House with Monica Lewinsky, President Clinton pulled tags off of many pillows." When reached for a comment, President Clinton said, "I never pulled the tag off of a Pillow!"