Saturday, November 19, 2011

The Protester's Things

People wonder what the protesters are protesting. Perhaps their new theme song will enlighten.

Draped over tights on half covered asses
Drivers too vain to wear their thick glasses
Brown piles of crap that you step in in spring
These are a few of the protester’s things!

Can’t afford Sony’s, want votes for their poodles
No dwelling so smelling and lice by the oodles
Pitches in the dirt, that all Mets will take swings
These are a few of the protester’s things!

The man in the corner who drools and who flashes
Business in the Park has caused us Ass rashes
The American Flag was made in Beijing
These are a few of the protester’s things!

When attacked by mites, when we’re eating strings
When I can’t get bail.
I simply remember
the protestors things
and then I just stay warm in Jail.

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