Wouldn't it be Bribery

I've always felt that lobbying is tantamount to legalized bribery. But the lobbyists have decided to give back. In the form of a musical. Here is "Wouldn't it be bribery."

All I want is a rep. somewhere,
Wouldn’t hurt if it was a committee chair.
With one enormous pair,
Aow, all we need is bribery
Lots of minorities for me to cheat
we had a surplus that we did deplete.
Tax base, gay bans, Wall Street,
Aow, all we need is bribery
Aow, now we shall kill the health bill
Thank’s to the high court’s Right wing
we control Capital Hill.
Somewhere there is a detainee,
He’s as innocent as 'e can be.
but he disagreed with Dick Cheney,
Aow, all we need is bribery
Bribery, Bribery, Bribery, Bribery