Old men in speedos, and laps girls can't fit in
remember those days when you only had one chin
Hair rapped around the head, like an old string
These are a few of my favorite things
Cream colored front teeth, and bottles of ex lax
Odd Smells and Bad Spells, and problems with Death Tax
Plumber's pants that show off your underwear stings
These are a few of my favorite things
Girls in short dresses, for whom you buy Beers
Strange hairs that grows from your nose and your ears
Your old friends have changed they are voting right wing
These are a few of my favorite things
When the wife yells
When you in law sings
When stripes don't go with plaid
I simply remember my favorite things
Then I don't feel so Bad.
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